THE NAKED COWGIRL

OK New Yorkers, if you've ventured anywhere near that disnefied cess-pool called Times Square, you've probably seen the NAKED COWBOY Well lo and behold, just 2 weeks after our offices have moved from their times square home, we FINALLY have the yin to his yang THE NAKED COWGIRL. Huzzah for women's rights!I wonder if she's the naked cowboys wife?
If not, I wonder if he feels threatened in any way?
Since I'm no longer in that neighborhood, I guess I wont get the chance to ask him.

THE FARTING PREACHER

OK, for those of you who have sat late night at my place and watched the video of the farting preacher - this may offer some some closure for you. For others, you can see these hysterical videos by clicking the link below.(sorry WMV) Robert Tilton is a preacher who's been on TV for years. Several years ago someone in the post-production business saw this guy on late-night TV and noticed that his bizarre body language seemed to welcome a little post-added audio. The tape was dubbed countless times, and has now finally become part of the web.

FARTING PREACHER VIDS

TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN

a hearty thanks to Kyler for passing along this stunning shot of nature in the raw. I know snakes can dislocate their jaws to accomodate larger portions but a whole kangaroo just about takes the cake. Speaking of raw nature, also check the link below for the trailer of an upcoming movie called GRIZZLY MAN

GRIZZLY MAN TRAILER

BULLSHIT PROTECTOR

OK, I try not to do too much politics here on WB, but when I saw this image-I HAD to post it.
This is WW2 veteran Bill Moyers wearing his "Bullshit Protector" during Bushes speech in Idaho yesterday.
What a simple, effective way to voice your discontent while still attending his tightly controlled speeches.
Hopefully the current gestapo won't find a loophole in the constitution to make these illegal as well

THE HEDGEHOG JUST DOESN'T STOP

Ron Jeremy just fascinates me. Besides his internationally reknowned performances in the adult entertainment industry, he continues to perpetuate his own fame in many ways. Fitting quite well with having earned himself a WHITE BELT some years ago. That said, Ron is now exploring the possibilty of a reality series with ABC. The idea being that "viewers could tune in right before they went out to party." No news yet on what the angle of the show is to be of course. My good compadre Dave Himself over at "Greedo Never Fired" has actually paid a fine homage our hero in a beautifully rendered t-shirt enabling you to show the world your understanding and unwavering support for the hedgehog. Perouse the entire DEE TEES site offering a fine selection of additional t-shirts immortalizing other well-deserved WHITE BELTS as well.


DEE TEES T-SHIRT SITE!

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN FOR PRESIDENT 2008

Ok, this seems to be no joke. Can you imagine how obtuse the press conferences could be? Imagine him negotiating with rogue states? He'd baffle them and secure diplomacy through strange non-sequiturs. Certainly more well-spoken than our current morron in charge to say the least. I'd say, of all the potential candidates so far - he's my pick as of today. Read up on his policies/politics et al below.

WALKEN FOR PRESIDENT 2008

REMOTE CONTROLLED LAWNMOWER

Yeah yeah, I know this is the third post in one day, but I just had to drop the dime on this little gem.
You read right, a remote controlled lawnmower. Simple enough idea - incredible execution.
Just the bare bones of what it needs to be, yet still having that sleek RC look to it.
As a person with a lot of lawn to trim, this almost seems worth the investment... of $2,300 plus shipping.
The only drawback is, it'll eliminate some of the heavy exercise i manage to get in
when i actually have the time to cut the lawn.

REMOTE CONTROL LAWNMOWER SITE

FED EX FURNITURE

This fantastic home-made ghetto-ass furniture was created by Jose Avila.
He used his architecural knowledge to create, build and ultimately furnish his entire apartment-
including bed, couch, chairs, dinner table. desk etc.
He even put up a site to show you how to make the stuff (linked below)
Unfortunately Fed Ex doesn't recognize an "homage" when it sees it.
Jose has gotten a cease and desist letter from Fed Ex claiming he's violationg their copyright.
As these things usually go, it wont be long before Jose has to take his site down.
Heck, he'll probably owe those corporate leeches money for punitive damages or some other BS like it.
Just another example of the man sucking what little blood is left out of us.

Maybe we can make the furniture out of Airborne Express boxes.

FED EX FURNITURE SITE

LOOKS LIKE CBGB's IS GONNA BE OK!

Looks like local L.E.S douchebag Muzzy Rosenblatt lost his case against CBGB's.
(trying to squander an extra 100,000 outta Hilly - hell, he could buy that whole building if he wanted to)
Fortunately Hilly can continue the tradition that he launched so long ago.
Sadly, however, it seems the quality of acts and price of beers has both declined and increased respectively.
Quoting the judge who decided the case - She cited the impact CB's had on the neighborhood "...the destitution, degradation and substance abuse were rampant when the club opened in 1973. CBGB has proven itself worthy of being recognized as a landmark -- a rare achievement for any commercial tenant in the ever diverse and competitive real estate market of New York City"

A Toast to a true NYC landmark.

Stanislav Szukalski

One of my absolute favorite artists of all time is Satnislav Szukalski. He was producing dramatic and innovative artwork for most of the 20th century.
Claiming to have no influences, his sculptures are just a hint of the immense talent this guy had. He did lavish study drawings of his sculptures-to-be. Sometimes these drawings would surpass the quality of the actual sculpture(which is difficult to believe). He had all sorts of theories on evolution as well as a whole in-depth personal study on tribal markings related to survivors of the great flood (antideluvian societies of south american region) Anyway - a gallery in San Francisco is having a show of his work.
(sadly most of his largest and most dramatic pieces were destroyed during the nazi's bombing of Poland,
as well as his nazi-confiscated artworks during the bombing of Dresden)

There are 3 books currently available through amazon that have some examples of his work.

Check out the gallery thats linked on this site.

SZUKALSKI SHOW/GALLERY

COMMENTS WELCOME DAMMIT!

Ok, this is a vanity post.
Tell me what u think of these updates!
Whatever you want, just let me know that someone,
besides my 2-3 fellow blogger friends, is online
and sharing the same fixation on the absurd as I am!
Express any thoughts - insigts - criticism - whatever -
just let me know someone is out there having some kind of reaction to the stuff i post here.

Thanks-

Walking Spanish

Reflectoporn

OK, I gotta admit - I never heard of this until I saw it on Snopes.
A pretty clever trend where people who are auctioning reflective items
sneak in a nude shot of themselves taking the pic in the reflection.
It's apparently already a trend - go figure.
Anyway, the image above is apparently the forerunner of this trend.
Check the other reflecto-pix courtesy of Snopes.com

REFLECTOPORN GALLERY

McRorie - One Man Band

Ok, I know what you're thinking - another one man band?!?!
Well allow me to introduce you the wonder that is McRorie.
Here we have a Canadian gentleman that has mastered the one man rock show.
Imagine if you could squeeze the whole band Rush into one overtalented canuck?
You might end up with something resembling McRorie.
Have a look at his website - great vids as well as "original compositions"

MCRORIE - ONE MAN BAND SITE

Those Crazy Germans

I have become fascinated by the fact that so many American classics have been recorded in german.
Johnny Cash doing "Wo Ist Zu House, Mama?", to the Beatles' "Komm Gibb Mi Hahn" to Petula Clark's "Downtown"
Even Peter Gabriel recorded "Games Without Froniers" in German. There was even one guy - Ralf Paulsen who recorded the Mister Ed Theme in German. But this here song just about takes the cake. In most instances these songs sound kinda neat - however this one may cause you to take pause. For your cacaphonic pleasure, I present to you "Rappers Delight"

Enjoy

(Thanks to WFMU's blog for providing this stunning content)

RAPPERS DEUTSCH

Picking Up Girls Made Easy

What a find!
Browsing the many music sites the web has to offer, I stumbled upon this.
An entire professionally recorded "how-to" record on how to pick up chicks.
This is an mp3 of the enire album from the late 60's.
Listen! - It needs no further explanation.


PICKING UP GIRLS MADE EASY

The Zoomquilt

This is a Zoomquilt.
Hallucinogenics not required, but still a lot of fun.
This is a couple years old, yet worthy of posting anyway-
If you drag your cursor up or down you will be transported through a seemingly endless and seamless
world of never ending intricate worlds.
A Collective of artists from germany collaborated on this project.
Pretty amazing stuff.

ZOOMQUILT

COOLIN' OFF NYC Style

Meet Frank.
He's posing with his prototype, which converts a useless fire hydrant into a nice sidewalk shower.

only in NY

This great image and story were courtesy of BoingBoing which got it courtesy of Siege

SIEGE PHOTOGRAPHY

Run along - Montauk

(Yes, I know Bond said "Run along - man-talk" but it still sounds like Montauk)

The family went on a week getaway to Montauk
GREAT vaction place - esp during the week
Good times to be had for sure - as you can see


however i would like to share one view from Montauk...


Talk about a real estate boom -
whoever happened to buy some small 3 br bungalow in the 60's
or bought a more modern 4 br for 200k about 8 years ago -
you are now sitting on houses worth upwards of 1million dollars!
(insert dr evil finger)
Just looking at the real estate listings in the local papers was a real eye opener.
serious junk shacks on less than 1/2 acre listing at 850k at the very minimum.
Just another example of why it's a good thing to buy land/property of some kind in some way
-because they ain't makin any more

Pimp My Fahrrad

Leave it to those crazy eco-friendly germans.
pimp my ride gone schwinn style

PIMP MY FAHRRAD

VINTAGE PORN MOVIE POSTERS

Remember the old porno mags you hid in the woods when you were a kid?
No matter how water damaged they got they were still THE essential forbidden item.
Remember the ads for the films in them?
If you're feeling the least bit nostalgic, have a look at this great collection of vintage adult film posters from the golden age of porn.
You'll also see the ever classic "Debbie Does Dallas" poster as well.
Some are for sale too!

ADULT MOVIE POSTERS OF THE 60's & 70's