Thursday, December 21, 2006
An oldie but a goodie, our young friend here submits a letter to his principal protesting the grade he got on his history exam.
His examples of how Iron Maiden's music teaches him so much are, to say the least, quite eloquent.
I won't explain any more, my pathetic attempts to paraphrase his work will only serve injustice to his perpetually passionate prose.
CLICK HERE TO READ THE THE ESSAY
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
check this awesome wedding reception party - of course, in Germany. I can hardly imagine what old Uncle Len would have thought had our DJ spun this little number at our nuptials.Would have loved seeing the old timers just 'going with it'
DEATH METAL WEDDING VID
Monday, October 30, 2006
This is almost too unbelievable to be real but, it is.
A toy stripper pole for kids/youths.
Above you'll see the unfortunate and traumatized family that stumbled upon this little item.
This is straight from the company's (Tesco) website.
"Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube,
slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".
Wonder if they'll make one for the lil' chippendale too...
Friday, September 22, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
This is an excellent example of brilliant editing skills. Taking a simple yet memorable scene from Star Wars and making it into something completely childish and hysterical. Please do yourself a favor and click the link below...
WATCH THE VIDEO!
WATCH THE VIDEO!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON.........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK..........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.
IN PRISON.....you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK .......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Hat Tip to Tracy for the larf...
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
Back in the 80's you couldn't mention wrestling without mentioning the Iron Sheik. Here he is delivering his classic butchered english revealing the "old country way to make a man humble". The ending is worth it too.Hat Tip to Salil for the link.
IRON SHEIK LOSES IT
Monday, April 03, 2006
Does mentioning another blog within a blog create some sort of exponential vortex of blogging out of which we will never return? If it is, hopefully we'll have the same cynical sense of humor Lynne of I Hate You, New Guy Who Sits Next to Me has. While just a few weeks old, this cynical reflection of one particularly annoying office mate is something I'll return to again and again - just to see how he's doing at his new job.